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Ah yes, the male morning conundrum: You desperately need to pee, but your morning wood makes it impossible. To pee with a boner, you need to generate enough pressure to push the urine through your narrower-than-usual urethra. One way to do so is to massage or place light pressure over the bladder, which sits just below the belly button and just above the pubic bone. For those with a really persistent erection, a more complicated approach may be required. As for how best to aim it at the bowl or, perhaps, sink? He mostly writes about everyone's favorite things: Sex, drugs and food.

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And honestly, men have enough of a hard time showing their emotions—the least we could get is a physical sign of horniness, okay? I guess this means there are different types of boners? The Pee Boner. This is a fake-out boner that really just happens when he really, really, really has to pee and goes away right after, like stepping on a garden hose. The Morning Boner. This greets you in the morning with a stiff hello, like a butler that can only pee and ejaculate. This boner is the Egg McMuffin of morning sex: The two go well together and are even better with hash browns.
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